I had to reblog this, its genius.
Hello, my name is William but i prefer being addressed by the name Will. I am at the age of 17 years and i am of the Male Gender. I dislike having fun, fun is boring and a waste of time. I am very British, and YES that does mean i drink tea and say things like "I say old bean! How spiffing". In my spare time i try not to have fun, i play guitar in a Boring way and post Boring things onto this strange contraption they call "The Web" and "Tumblr" but i still have yet to find a spider or fallen over so i am not sure why they are given these names.
Please don't follow me as that could cause a small amount of fun, and we don't want that to happen, do we?
